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12-18-2003 @ 08:45:20 AM
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By: Trooper |
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| I'm going to pound you so utterly, Buddha will explode! |
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12-18-2003 @ 09:04:32 AM
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By: Lemming |
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"I'm going to torment you until you're translucent, and plunge you into financial ruin!!!"
Just ask my parents. |
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12-18-2003 @ 12:12:29 PM
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By: solid_snake |
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"Zang! Who is that, skulking amidst the tundra! It is Solid_snake, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He roars apocalyptically:
"I'm going to pummel you like a first grade teacher, and dip you in uranium!!!"" |
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12-18-2003 @ 02:04:57 PM
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By: 78Vette |
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Prowling amidst the cliffs, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a reflective halberd, cometh Smokin78! And he gives a cruel roar:
"I'm going to pulverize you into the fast lane!!!"
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12-18-2003 @ 02:07:54 PM
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By: 78Vette |
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Prowling along the cliffs, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Terror Dog! And he gives a gutteral howl:
"I'm going to fuck you so hard, you'll age fifty years!"
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12-18-2003 @ 05:28:05 PM
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By: Obsidian |
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Skulking on the steppes, attacking with a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Obsidian! And he gives a booming grunt:
"I'm going to brutalize you until there are no limbs left to break!!!" |
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12-18-2003 @ 06:08:52 PM
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By: DiRF |
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Who is that, sprinting through the desert! It is DiRF, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! He bellows mightily:
"I'm going to brutalize you until the cops have to tear me off your wraithly spirit!!" |
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12-18-2003 @ 06:32:10 PM
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By: Lebo |
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Striding along the desert, clutching a reflective halberd, cometh Lebo! And he gives a spectacular scream:
"I'm going to punch you in such an inhumane manner, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!!!"
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12-18-2003 @ 08:46:16 PM
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By: fordtacomaz |
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Stalking out of the terrain, wielding gilded boxing gloves, cometh Fordtacomaz! And he gives a low roar:
"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!!!"
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12-18-2003 @ 09:36:02 PM
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By: Special K |
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Lo! Who is that, rampaging over the wasteland! It is Special K, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a bloodthirsty roar, his voice cometh:
"For the love of carnage and discord, I desecrate like a mad dog who can only get madder!!!"
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12-19-2003 @ 12:51:46 PM
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By: mr_mcmunkee |
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Zang! Who is that, running over the steppes! It is Mr_mcmunkee, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with an ominous grunt, his voice cometh:
"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I am on a crash course with bloody destiny!!!" |
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12-19-2003 @ 01:28:22 PM
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By: Skid |
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Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling across the terrain! It is Skid, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! He screams gutterally:
"I'm going to pulverize you until armored tanks pull us apart!"
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12-19-2003 @ 03:34:46 PM
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By: SmooveB |
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Skulking on the tundra, carrying a vorpal blade, cometh SmooveB! And he gives a mighty roar:
"This one's for you, mom! I carve into flesh like a mad dog who can only get madder!"
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12-19-2003 @ 07:01:28 PM
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By: Bling24 |
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Stalking on the desert, swinging a bladed baseball bat, cometh Bling24! And he gives a bloodthirsty grunt:
I'm going to fuck you until you are unable to sit properly, and hit you with a steamroller!!!"
Hark! Who is that, striding through the fields! It is AllWhiteMids, hands clutching a reflective halberd! He howls thunderously:
"I'm going to fuck you to the moon and back!"
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