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8-04-2005 @ 01:25:45 PM
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By: RyCe_MuNkIe |
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Deliver your lecture through a hand puppet. If a student asks you a question directly, say in a high-pitched voice, "The Professor can't hear you, you'll have to ask *me*, Winky Willy."
---Mr Hat? |
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8-04-2005 @ 02:52:00 PM
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| #1, Like I said, this list is rather old... it's been roaming the internet since the mid-'90s. I do believe it predates South Park. |
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8-04-2005 @ 08:55:06 PM
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| Of all my college chain e-mails, I liked the "50 ways to drive your roommate nuts" one the best |
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8-04-2005 @ 09:43:56 PM
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#3, Only 50? My friend had a list he got from the internet back in the mid '90s that had over 350 ways o_0
...and of course there's THIS wonderful list... shoulda done a couple of these right before I flunked out of Penn State, could have at least had some fun :( http://www.buzzle.com/editorials/11-23-2001-6237.asp
[Edited by DiRF on 8-04-2005 @ 09:46:03 PM] |
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8-04-2005 @ 10:47:24 PM
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By: Low-Tech Redneck |
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The only idea from the list I remeber at any rate (well, 3 anyway) were
-Whenever the lights in the room go out, begin singing opera at the top of your lungs, stop when the lights are turned on
-Bring home a watermelon from the supermarket, paint a happy face on it and give it a name like "Mr. Buggles" talk to it constantly and ask it questions, when it begins to rot, angrily accuse your roomate of making it feel bad. When he's not looking, push it out the window, and stare at him accusingly during the funeral
-Eat lucky charms constantly, but pick out and do not to eat the yellow moons, store them in a desk drawer and refuse all requests to explain yourself |
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